I am not the worst mom ever.  That is reserved for people who let their 2 year olds tan, or eat gummy worms for dinner every night or something.  What I mean to say is, there is always someone out there who is actively trying, and yet is a 1,000% crummier at this whole parenting thing.  But you’ll never meet them. You have met me. And so for you, I am them.  I am that person who is trying to the best of their abilities, and failing weekly, daily, hourly, constantly. I leave no less than 60% of the daily interactions with my children feeling super confused, and concerned that I may have either turn them in to a serial killer, or turned them into Dexter ( you know, the serial killer, serial killer?).  BUT, at the end of the day, we know we’re all just doing the best we can with what we’ve got.  And I’m totally talking about the kids when I say that…HA!